Donald Trump you are a vain jackass who thinks he really is influential. Donald a lot of us laugh at you because you are preposterous caricature of every plutocrat that ever existed. A Mr Burns without the humour and cuddliness.
The closest resident to Trump’s golf course, Forbes won the award last week after a public vote, beating the Olympic tennis gold medallist and US Open winner Andy Murray. Trump said that decision was “an insult to both Andy Murray and Scotland itself”.
The real insult to Scotland is the fact you own property there and were permitted by arseholes to destroy the beautiful Scottish Countryside.
If you really think your petulance will harm Grant’s Distillers you are seriously wrong. There are more of us and thankfully only one fully fledged douchebag called Trump.